Wartenberg Wheel Penis Pumping Vacuum Enlargement Enhancement and Modification...............penis - clitoris - nipples

So you heard the jokes about the "Swedish Penis Pump" immortalized by "Austin Powers", and wondered to yourself (or to the person sitting next to you at the movie theater) "Do those things really work?" Yes!

The enlargement and modification of the penis, clitoris, nipple and genitalia has been historically quite a preoccupation with both men and women throughout the ages. They used various, often crude, methods to enlarge their genitals, nipples, breasts, labia and clitoris by stretching, pulling, and/or hanging huge weights on the specific body part.

Then in the early 1900's, the invention of the vacuum (suction) penis tube pump came into use. Doctors were prescribing it for impotency. For the next 60 years or so, the design of the pump went through very minor physical changes. Then a Doctor in England in the mid-1970's figured a way to use a plastic tube, which was much less of a hazard as the vintage glass types or the metal types which were impossible to see through. His design is basically the same used to today in most penis pumps.

However, in man's quest to constantly improve a process, the vacuum pumping devices have been redesigned for ease of use for one person, as well as regulating the pressure. The "quick-disconnect" attachment point at the top of the cylinders (the plastic tube the penis, clit, nipple, etc. fit into) has been carefully engineered for safety release, and ease of attaching the pump. Yet, buyer beware... there are many, many variations of "penis pumps" out there now, but they are not necessarily good quality, and in some cases, they are nothing more than a novelty item or "gag gift" from one of those weird shops at the mall!

Likewise, there are many that are designed to look and work like a "real" penis pump, however they are made from lesser quality materials and they soon crack, which means they are useless. They have to hold the vacuum for extended periods of time, so if their is a leak... well, you can figure it out. So we have done what we always do here at WartenbergWheel.com... we did our research: we tried various suppliers and product tested and then searched some more, until we came up with the best... for the best price. So, rest assured... we've got your pumping covered! And we have them in all sizes for all parts of the body:
Penis
Labia (Pussy)
Nipples
Clitoris

Vacuum Pumping FAQ's

Q1. Does this really work?
A1. Yes! The same way working out in a gym for the muscle mass of your legs, arms, shoulders, etc. the muscle mass is stretched and engorge to develop larger with the vacuum suction.

Q2. Can I use any pumping device with these cylinders and cups?
A2. No! These are designed to be used with the Deluxe Pump for the proper fit of the connector and the best function for measurements with the PSI meter for accuracy and consistency.

Q3. I ordered the wrong size, now what?
A3. As we clearly state, for hygiene purposes we cannot take these items back, so measure accurately and order correctly the first time to prevent making a costly error.

Q4. Why can't I get enough vacuum? It seems like it's leaking air somehow??
A4. This is usually indicative of an improper seal, either due to hair or "bumps" in the skin or not enough lube being used for the seal. Always be sure the area is completely hair free and use lots of lube! And try to be sure the base is always as flat and flush with the surface of the body as possible. The last case scenario may be that the wrong size was ordered.

I have a little poem, I'll try to make it quick;
The subject is quite simple: the joy of owning dick.

A penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous.
An organ with such lovely skin, it's smooth and mostly hairless.

It starts to grow so quickly when a guy's about thirteen,
His testicles on either side, his willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below; it's softly warm and loyal.
But at the slightest hint of lust, it's ready to uncoil.

It seems to have a mind all of its own; it's like an untamed beast,
It squirms and writhes and stretches out, just when you 'spect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves, erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off, and then I wish it wouldn't.

During summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach,
A glimpse of wobbly boobs or bums will make it squirm and reach.

But handle it with love and care, for it will give great pleasure.
I often check if it has grown - now when did I last measure?

Some men will fret about their size: they give it lots of thought;
Is seven inches long enough? It makes them quite distraught.

They sneak a look in toilets, wondering what they'll see,
But if another glances back at them, there's no way they can pee!

Masturbating is a sin - at least some folks believe.
That's just some old wives' tale, 'cause it really can relieve.
Without this super organ, no shag would be complete.
Lesbians can try their best, but must admit defeat.

It has some splendid functions, I'm sure you will agree:
To start a whole new life, and more than that - to pee!

But what seems most amazing about my one-eyed flute,
Whatever it is doing, it knows which juice to shoot.

And better yet, it stays with one, until one's old and frail.
Don't take it out in public, though, or you'll be thrown in jail.